Stupid Question of the Week

I get annoyed quite easily. Over the years I've learned many a coping strategy so I can live my life as normally as possible, without the consistence desire to slap someone across the face. But there's certain things that are beyond any kind of coping method I've utilized. For example, I had an eye doctor appointment a few days ago which I had scheduled for 4PM, knowing there would be a 15-30 minute window of waiting/pretending to read Eye Care Today magazine. Not only did this eye doctor keep me (ME!!) waiting for 45 minutes, but she then had the audacity to blast obscene amounts of air into my defenseless eyes. This almost pushed me over my daily volume of allotted annoyance. I reached this point again last night when I was asked an offensively dumb question.
I walked out of my fraternity house with my bag full of clean laundry (and before you poke fun of fraternities *cough ryan cough* just relax...it's free and I am extra extra careful to ensure no items of clothing touch the floor). Anyway, a random girl and her redneck guy friend are engaged in a conversation by the bottom of the stairs. As i walk by the girl grabs my arm (big no no right there) and asks "Does your mom still do your laundry".

Does my mom still do my laundry??!??!?! My mouth did not move at all, but i feel like my lowered brow and glaring stare effectively conveyed what I was thinking: You, Ms. Stupid Question Asking Drunk Girl, are lucky that both my hands are in use right now. First of all, my mom hasn't done my laundry since middle school. And I am very proud of that!!! Second of all, I just walked out of a fraternity house. And that is no place for mothers! I hope you enjoy the rest of your stupid question asking existence. And you, Mr. Jean short wearing stupid question asking accomplice...well, you just have excellent taste in women don't you. Hick

Moral of the story: The world would be a much better place if people were born with a stupid question censor.

PS - I would never hit a woman....unless she use to be a man.